Tuesday, August 10, 2010

OBAMA, LBJ AND THE YOUNG BRITISH SOLDIER


The thought has crossed my mind that as the American lead Coalition continues in the futile efforts to reform Afghanistan that President Obama is becoming another LBJ. You know LBJ? He was the President who is always thought of synonymously with the war in Vietnam. I am afraid that the short-lived Obama Administration will leave behind a legacy of digging ourselves deeper and deeper into an unwinnable situation.

When I think of trying to win a war in Afghanistan one always thinks of previous efforts by the British and the Russians. Neither was successful. It is totally illogical to think that we can do any better than our predecessors in the Afghan nation. I will have more on this in the weeks and months and years ahead.

Kipling, well noted for The Jungle Book, wrote the following poem about the young British soldier. The final stanza is most relevant for today.

The Young British Soldier

When the 'arf-made recruity goes out to the East
'E acts like a babe an' 'e drinks like a beast,
An' 'e wonders because 'e is frequent deceased
         Ere 'e's fit for to serve as a soldier.
         Serve, serve, serve as a soldier,
         Serve, serve, serve as a soldier,
         Serve, serve, serve as a soldier,
         So-oldier OF the Queen!

Now all you recruities what's drafted to-day,
You shut up your rag-box an' 'ark to my lay,
An' I'll sing you a soldier as far as I may:
         A soldier what's fit for a soldier.
         Fit, fit, fit for a soldier . . .

First mind you steer clear o' the grog-sellers' huts,
For they sell you Fixed Bay'nets that rots out your guts --
Ay, drink that 'ud eat the live steel from your butts --
         An' it's bad for the young British soldier.
         Bad, bad, bad for the soldier . . .

When the cholera comes -- as it will past a doubt --
Keep out of the wet and don't go on the shout,
For the sickness gets in as the liquor dies out,
         An' it crumples the young British soldier.
         Crum-, crum-, crumples the soldier . . .

But the worst o' your foes is the sun over'ead:
You must wear your 'elmet for all that is said:
If 'e finds you uncovered 'e'll knock you down dead,
         An' you'll die like a fool of a soldier.
         Fool, fool, fool of a soldier . . .

If you're cast for fatigue by a sergeant unkind,
Don't grouse like a woman nor crack on nor blind;
Be handy and civil, and then you will find
         That it's beer for the young British soldier.
         Beer, beer, beer for the soldier . . .

Now, if you must marry, take care she is old --
A troop-sergeant's widow's the nicest I'm told,
For beauty won't help if your rations is cold,
         Nor love ain't enough for a soldier.
         'Nough, 'nough, 'nough for a soldier . . .

If the wife should go wrong with a comrade, be loath
To shoot when you catch 'em -- you'll swing, on my oath! --
Make 'im take 'er and keep 'er: that's Hell for them both,
         An' you're shut o' the curse of a soldier.
         Curse, curse, curse of a soldier . . .

When first under fire an' you're wishful to duck,
Don't look nor take 'eed at the man that is struck,
Be thankful you're livin', and trust to your luck
         And march to your front like a soldier.
         Front, front, front like a soldier . . .

When 'arf of your bullets fly wide in the ditch,
Don't call your Martini a cross-eyed old bitch;
She's human as you are -- you treat her as sich,
         An' she'll fight for the young British soldier.
         Fight, fight, fight for the soldier . . .

When shakin' their bustles like ladies so fine,
The guns o' the enemy wheel into line,
Shoot low at the limbers an' don't mind the shine,
         For noise never startles the soldier.
         Start-, start-, startles the soldier . . .

If your officer's dead and the sergeants look white,
Remember it's ruin to run from a fight:
So take open order, lie down, and sit tight,
         And wait for supports like a soldier.
         Wait, wait, wait like a soldier . . .

When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains,
And the women come out to cut up what remains,
Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
         An' go to your Gawd like a soldier.
         Go, go, go like a soldier,
         Go, go, go like a soldier,
         Go, go, go like a soldier,
         So-oldier of the Queen!

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